So someone has wished wrath and plague upon me and it has come in the form of Poison Ivy. I have no idea how I got it but boy did I get it. I was overly active one day and sweated causing it go everywhere....and I mean everywhere. Over the course of the past week, I watched it creep ever closer to my eye. It covered my whole body (with the exception of my feet). It's a terrible pestilence...
The best part is it spread across the left side of my face making it look like I had Ebola or the Bubonic plague. People look at me like I have leprosy. It's good on one note because people I don't want to talk to me leave me alone. The downside? Last week was my 5 year anniversary at work and my company has a propaganda session they call Service Awards to recognize my "service". Well, me and my poison got to sit at the same, intimate table as the President and COO of my organization. Fantastic.
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